Ah but whats the funniest thing you call your pets when you call em in at night?

Answers:
common cereal killer''

***she likes cereal**

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here snookums its time for bo bo "s

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Come on big sneezy tees its pan tine.
Pan tine is what one of my kids used to say for bedtime before they could talk proper and our dog is called Tia and she sneezes alot so first she was called big t then sneeze and so on and so on she has loads of names that are all daft.

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Gucci Poochy or "Oi" mainly.

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Cubby answers best to Booger.
Lillie answers best to Luie
I always have a foster I call dumby. You know the ones. No one ever taught them anything.

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I just sh sh my cat and shout atp ad aston pooh cat,my neighbours must think i am nutty

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Wyatt, my yellow lab/weimer mix answers to Bony Maroni. I don't know how it got started, but he answers to it just like he does his name!

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My tom cat is called Wally and for some strange reason we call him 'Wally Burgers' (dont ask). My little female cat is called Fi Fi and we say 'Fi Fi had a poo poo'
lol
We are a strange little family
xXx

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to my kitten!: Lucas Patukus! Nigh' nigh'time poopybear! He comes runnin!

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Hows my woosh-woshy-woshy babbbbby?? Yes you are. All said in a VERY high voice

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i have 2 dogs their names are abby and gertie.. i call them dumb azzs. and they both come runnin...

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I have 2 tabby cats one of the age 10 and one of 9...
They were flat cats up until 2 years ago so the names we gave them really didn't matter until we moved and have a garden etc etc.
I now find myself calling them in .
Wait for it...
Here Pussflap. here Lambchops.
Don't ask its my husbands mentality lol

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"Addy Addy Bon Bons, bo bo's for puppy cuddles"
he's in like a shot

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I've got seven cats the dirty stop outs that have to be called in at nine get one word 'biss' or 'biscies'. Meaning it is biscuit time and time to come home for bed! I sometimes use the name and or nickname of individuals but nothing works like the thought of their bowl being in their spot in the kitchen!

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I usually call them "bastards" or l"ittle fuckers" because they are reluctant to come in at night when the weather is warm

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To call my cat in for bed I call him Mr. Whiskers and if that doesn't work, I open I can of cat food. It works every time. He just loves that wet stuff.

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Heres a good one.

'Here Boy!'
crazy people.